|Boomer : Oh oh...what's Daddy up to now?|
|Boomer : I don't like the looks of this|
|Boomer : Should I run? Should I bite that annoying finger? Do I dare whap Daddy's finger?|
Boomer : Dang it. I guess I should just lay low and wait for this insanity to end...
|Boomer : OMC! Did he just touch my ******?!!|
|Boomer : NO ONE TOUCHES MY ******!!!|
|Boomer : That's right, HANDS OFF my ******! All 6 of them!|
|Boomer : That goes for YOU too, Mommy!|